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ElvenMUD's 1999 Quotes - File B =============================== 16 February: 3:15pm ------------------- <1|Wiz> Legolas: sons of bitches! <1|Wiz> Legolas: I meant to get a chocolate chip Rice Krispies Treat. <1|Wiz> Legolas: I got a regular one instead. *pout* <1|Wiz> Moses: Good one Lego ;) <1|Wiz> Legolas: Blow me, Moses! *punch* <1|Wiz> Moses: *Cackle* <1|Wiz> Legolas casts a spell on Moses, causing his (Moses') testicles to be attacked by a swarm of locusts. <1|Wiz> Legolas: Alrighty, time for me to head out.. take care and have fun, folks. :) <1|Wiz> Ren: we all have our crosses to bear, and legolas' cross is just smaller, and made of rice krispies... <1|Wiz> Ren: altho not the yummy cross with the chocolate chips... <1|Wiz> Ren: ha ha! <1|Wiz> Legolas: *laugh* 17 February: 2:05am ------------------- <1|Wiz> Legolas: Heya, Aphies. :) <1|Wiz> Aphrael: heyas :) <1|Wiz> Hope: when did you sneak in <1|Wiz> Legolas: I never left. <1|Wiz> Taryn: no kidding :) <1|Wiz> Legolas: I went invisible while we went out. :) <1|Wiz> Hope: aren';t you supposed to be out celebrating?? <1|Wiz> Legolas: We couldn't find the damned bowling alley. *slapf* <1|Wiz> Legolas: It's probably just as well... I'm exhausted. <1|Wiz> Hope: *eg. got half way there, pulled over and had sex* <1|Wiz> Legolas: If we were in a movie, I'd be sound asleep. <1|Wiz> Nobody: that would be a boring movie <1|Wiz> Hope: laugh <1|Wiz> Hope: subtle,took me a minute <1|Wiz> Legolas: Not if I were having a sex dream involving Shania Twain and Anna Kournikova. <1|Wiz> Nobody: i want to pay 7 bucks and spend an evening watching lego sleep.... <1|Wiz> Hope: rofl <1|Wiz> Legolas: *laugh* I just now got that, too. <1|Wiz> Legolas: Nice one, Bonody. <1|Wiz> Nobody: any time :) 20 February: 11:06am -------------------- [5|Ist] Ellyll: what's the language policy for the music line? [5|Ist] StormMaker: no spice girls songs [5|Ist] Legolas: *LAUGH*! [5|Ist] Ellyll: *grin* 22 February: 6:15pm ------------------- <1|Wiz> Legolas: I think I might call Carla tonight. :) <1|Wiz> WooHoo: grin <1|Wiz> WooHoo: lemme get me kinky phrasebook, then <1|Wiz> Legolas: wake her up at 5am her time ;) <1|Wiz> Legolas: hear her groggy voice... *drool* <1|Wiz> WooHoo: and gimme time to recharge me vibr...phone, i mean <1|Wiz> Legolas: I love most womens' groggy voices. <1|Wiz> Legolas: *ROFL WOOHOO* <1|Wiz> Sauron: Yeow. <1|Wiz> Starhawk: roflrofl 25 February: 2:03am ------------------- <1|Wiz> Guile: The only solution is to drink a beer. 27 February: 11:15pm -------------------- <1|Wiz> Ivy: well, do you guys see anything wrong with a little bit of enhancement? I mena, I'm not talking pancake makeup, but, you know, like concealer and a bit of blush to color the face <1|Wiz> Guile: I can handle that. <1|Wiz> God: Hell, I'd never notice. I'm the most unobservant person in the world. <1|Wiz> Ivy: so I could have 'Jackass' written across my forehead in black permanent marker and you wouldn't notice? <1|Wiz> God: Not unless someone pointed it out. <1|Wiz> Ivy: that's pretty bad <1|Wiz> Legolas: *ROFL* <1|Wiz> Guile: You need glasses Rhad. 28 February: 11:20am -------------------- ** SYSTEM : It's trivia time! |0|Chat| Ruan: trivia time ? |0|Chat| Cloudwalker: What're the prizes? |0|Chat| Legolas: points |0|Chat| Cloudwalker: THat's worthless. ;) ** SYSTEM : I am in the United States Army. What is my rank? |0|Chat| Cloudwalker: PFC |0|Chat| Cloudwalker: Private First Class |0|Chat| Legolas: correct. |0|Chat| Cloudwalker: Woo. You have added 3 points to the score of Cloudwalker. |0|Chat| Cloudwalker: 3 points!? |0|Chat| Legolas: *CACKLE* |0|Chat| Ruan: *laff* |0|Chat| Cloudwalker: Communist. |0|Chat| Legolas: You said points are worthless. ;) |0|Chat| Daria: *laugh* |
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