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ElvenMUD's 1999 Quotes - File B

16 February: 3:15pm

<1|Wiz> Legolas: sons of bitches!
<1|Wiz> Legolas: I meant to get a chocolate chip Rice Krispies Treat.
<1|Wiz> Legolas: I got a regular one instead.  *pout*
<1|Wiz> Moses: Good one Lego ;)
<1|Wiz> Legolas: Blow me, Moses!  *punch*
<1|Wiz> Moses: *Cackle*
<1|Wiz> Legolas casts a spell on Moses, causing his (Moses') testicles to be attacked by a swarm of locusts.
<1|Wiz> Legolas: Alrighty, time for me to head out.. take care and have fun, folks. :)
<1|Wiz> Ren: we all have our crosses to bear, and legolas' cross is just smaller, and made of rice krispies...
<1|Wiz> Ren: altho not the yummy cross with the chocolate chips...
<1|Wiz> Ren: ha ha!
<1|Wiz> Legolas: *laugh*

17 February: 2:05am

<1|Wiz> Legolas: Heya, Aphies. :)
<1|Wiz> Aphrael: heyas :)
<1|Wiz> Hope: when did you sneak in
<1|Wiz> Legolas: I never left.
<1|Wiz> Taryn: no kidding :)
<1|Wiz> Legolas: I went invisible while we went out. :)
<1|Wiz> Hope: aren';t you supposed to be out celebrating??
<1|Wiz> Legolas: We couldn't find the damned bowling alley.  *slapf*
<1|Wiz> Legolas: It's probably just as well... I'm exhausted.
<1|Wiz> Hope: *eg. got half way there, pulled over and had sex*
<1|Wiz> Legolas: If we were in a movie, I'd be sound asleep.
<1|Wiz> Nobody: that would be a boring movie
<1|Wiz> Hope: laugh
<1|Wiz> Hope: subtle,took me a minute
<1|Wiz> Legolas: Not if I were having a sex dream involving Shania Twain and Anna Kournikova.
<1|Wiz> Nobody: i want to pay 7 bucks and spend an evening watching lego sleep....
<1|Wiz> Hope: rofl
<1|Wiz> Legolas: *laugh*  I just now got that, too.
<1|Wiz> Legolas: Nice one, Bonody.
<1|Wiz> Nobody: any time :)

20 February: 11:06am

[5|Ist] Ellyll: what's the language policy for the music line?
[5|Ist] StormMaker: no spice girls songs
[5|Ist] Legolas: *LAUGH*!
[5|Ist] Ellyll: *grin*

22 February: 6:15pm

<1|Wiz> Legolas: I think I might call Carla tonight. :)
<1|Wiz> WooHoo: grin
<1|Wiz> WooHoo: lemme get me kinky phrasebook, then
<1|Wiz> Legolas: wake her up at 5am her time ;)
<1|Wiz> Legolas: hear her groggy voice... *drool*
<1|Wiz> WooHoo: and gimme time to recharge me, i mean
<1|Wiz> Legolas: I love most womens' groggy voices.
<1|Wiz> Legolas: *ROFL WOOHOO*
<1|Wiz> Sauron: Yeow.
<1|Wiz> Starhawk: roflrofl

25 February: 2:03am

<1|Wiz> Guile: The only solution is to drink a beer.

27 February: 11:15pm

<1|Wiz> Ivy: well, do you guys see anything wrong with a little bit of enhancement?  I mena, I'm not talking pancake makeup, but, you know, like concealer and a bit of blush to color the face
<1|Wiz> Guile: I can handle that.
<1|Wiz> God: Hell, I'd never notice.  I'm the most unobservant person in the world.
<1|Wiz> Ivy: so I could have 'Jackass' written across my forehead in black permanent marker and you wouldn't notice?
<1|Wiz> God: Not unless someone pointed it out.
<1|Wiz> Ivy: that's pretty bad
<1|Wiz> Legolas: *ROFL*
<1|Wiz> Guile: You need glasses Rhad.

28 February: 11:20am

** SYSTEM : It's trivia time!
|0|Chat| Ruan: trivia time ?
|0|Chat| Cloudwalker: What're the prizes?
|0|Chat| Legolas: points
|0|Chat| Cloudwalker: THat's worthless. ;)
** SYSTEM : I am in the United States Army.  What is my rank?
|0|Chat| Cloudwalker: PFC
|0|Chat| Cloudwalker: Private First Class
|0|Chat| Legolas: correct.
|0|Chat| Cloudwalker: Woo.
You have added 3 points to the score of Cloudwalker.
|0|Chat| Cloudwalker: 3 points!?
|0|Chat| Legolas: *CACKLE*
|0|Chat| Ruan: *laff*
|0|Chat| Cloudwalker: Communist.
|0|Chat| Legolas: You said points are worthless. ;)
|0|Chat| Daria: *laugh*

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